Leanne. 23. Die Nationalmannschaft. Football,everyone from die nationalmannschaft especially Thomas Müller und Holger Badstuber; Scarlett Johansson, Marvel, Friends, Disney, Star Wars, LOTR/The Hobbit, Star Trek, Sherlock, Doctor Who, History, Literature, amongst other things.
Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.
— "You’re not like other girls." Shut the fuck up. (via cutely-perverted)
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when your teacher threatens to call on someone who doesn’t have their hand raised


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real talk how do you get jealousy out of your system

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*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

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phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

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*walks out of exam*

well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay

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"Do you think anyone will notice they’re just cardboard cutouts?"

"Look, we’ve already stretched the budget to £10.50, they’ll just have to deal with it."

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i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

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harry potter meme seven relationships [3/7] - the golden trio

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I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

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This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets

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