when your teacher threatens to call on someone who doesn’t have their hand raised
real talk how do you get jealousy out of your system
*goes out of room*
*goes back in the room*
*repeats the next day*
phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world
*walks out of exam*
well i was successfully able to bullshit every answer on the test so i think i did okay
"Do you think anyone will notice they’re just cardboard cutouts?"
"Look, we’ve already stretched the budget to £10.50, they’ll just have to deal with it."
i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it
I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing